Bangalore’s first male finishing school is opening with a promise to help men transform themselves from rude and smelly guys into smooth-talking James Bonds.

Among the tutors are experts in fashion, grooming and etiquette.

The school promises to teach “relevant, useful advice and expertise for every wannabe man about town”.

These are the things Mother used to be able to teach her sons – but she no longer has time to because she’s at work, earning the money that enables her to be able to afford to send Junior to the type of university that considers “finishing” important.

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